Billy Hurst did a fuckin' number on you
Gullible motherfucker
Do you believe everything you fuckin' read?
In one eye out the other
What's the point, why bother?
Billy Hurst did a fuckin' number on you
(Oh my god, did you hear that Kim Jong Un died?)
Gullible motherfucker
Name one time you were right
I'll wait

The oldest trick in the book is the one you love the most
You eat it up, then sip your wine and give the chef a toast
Why would North Korea have to get rid of their nukes?
They need every single one to defend themselves from YOU
Your idea of a free Tibet is "bring the slaves back" isn't it?
Throwing china dolls against the wall to see if any stick
I mean, can't you feel the friction?
A surveillance apparatus
Come on and give the boot a kiss
Selling plasma for a plasma
(Smokin' hot MILFS in your area)

You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?
You fall for it every time don't you?
Rube, absolute rube, absolute rube
You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?


Useless idiot
So fucking gullible

You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?
You fall for it every time don't you?
Rube, absolute rube, absolute rube

This was all built for you
But you only see it from the surface
You decry the occupation of foreign lands
But you occupy them in your mind
And you don't even know it
You swallow every bit that's spoon fed to you like an infant
Every bit that gets 9/11'd into your gross little mouth
Your mind's a U.S military base
GET THE FUCK OUT
Leave Cuba the fuck alone
Leave Vietnam the fuck alone
Leave China the fuck alone
Leave Venezuela and Bolivia the fuck alone
LEAVE NORTH KOREA THE FUCK ALONE
Nobody wants you
Get the fuck out, GET THE FUCK OUT
is this how you run your house? Bitch?

And then you take a deep breath, you take a couple
You calm down, you absorb a rare instance of quiet for once
You're able to stop your mind from swirling
For once, you're not thinking, you're simply being
And it feels so good to be, so you just be for a while
And slowly, so slowly, you let a thought in
And you realize that we are all one
Simply fractured
And you realize that all the problems are the republicans' fault
Yes, it's all the republicans
If we could just get rid of them we could succeed
And the music's getting so pretty
And it moves you to think, that if we just get out there and vote
And canvas for democratic and progressive candidates
And move to red states, we can do this we can elevate ourselves to-
HA HA HA LOL
Oh my god
Do you actually believe that?
Hoooly shit
Holy shit you are fucking dumb
LOL You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything

You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?
You'll fall for anything won't you?
Rube, absolute rube, absolute rube

I keep hearing these fucking idiots
Talking about these stupid fucking headlines
"Oh my god did you hear that Kim Jong Un fed his general to a pack of dogs?
And then he fed his other general to a tank full of sharks
Jesus christ are you fucking stupid?
Like, how do you believe this shit?
And then there's all these youtube documentaries
That go into how "brainwashed" the North Korean public is
And how they believe that the Kim family descended from kings who rode unicorns
And they just cite this bullshit, mistranslated press release from like, 8 years ago
It's insane
And don't even get me started on these north korean defectors
That get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and hop on Joe Rogan
And be like, "oh my god North Korean people are so poor and their infrastructure is so terrible
they have to get behind the train car and push it to get to work in the morning"
"In my village we only had one chopstick we all had to share and we called it "the chopstick"
because it was the only chopstick"
SUCK MY DICK
That's insane
FUCK YOU
Jesus